Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
There is a such thing as a wonderpuss octopus. Officially my new favorite animal.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I need to make a new year's resolution to only pee in toilets. And it needs to start happening before the new year.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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