I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
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