Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
