love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
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