It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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