she kept yelling 'call me bella'
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You were walking around with a baby carrier pretending your vodka was a baby. You tried to get pictures on santas lap
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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