its not stalking. its research.
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
i refuse to sex anyone who doesn't get my lord of the rings references. no exceptions.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
Then you screamed in her face to shut up about thick thighs saving lives because actually they can suffocate people during oral sex
Drunk me is very safety conscious And apparently just as annoyed by her as sober me
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