hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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