a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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