...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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