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Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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