My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We need to feng shui this bitch.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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