Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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