Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
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