Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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