this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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