There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
FUCK WHALES
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