she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
