He asked me if I "almost moaned"
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
that girl from work that wants to bone me just said 'the last time i went this long without sex was in jail'. sup, red flag
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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