After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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