suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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