your thong is hanging out like whoa
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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