If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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