"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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