can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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