Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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