Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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