just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
She was crying and singing Taylor Swift on repeat. I'm never drinking with her again.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
you made out with another girl for some wings
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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