Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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