I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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