Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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