New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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