SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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