I'm drive I can fine osifer
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
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