We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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