Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
girl you didnt miss much. except me passing out for 3 hours AT JOBBIE NOONER on some random's boat. i was topless, then completely naked. heard girls were throwing ice cubes at me. i was useless. remember nothing.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Let's go dancing. I wanna sprain an ankle. And a labia. My labia or yours. I'm not picky.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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