Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
You were trust falling into bushes
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Randomize
