Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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