my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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