you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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