bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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