just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize
