Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
Randomize
