Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
really who shits their pants then locks themselves out of their apartment? ... I threw my underwear out in a random bathroom
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
