Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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