Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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