What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
Randomize
