can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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