Christians are straight up FREAKS
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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