Im at strip club and am horny
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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