i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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